• ed: fuckign mustang
  • ed: can't stand his stupid ass fucking smug arrogant dick face
  • ed: what a piece of shit
  • ed: fucking hate his guts
  • ed: my sweetest dreams involve me punching that asshole mustang in his dumb fucking face
  • ed: roy mustang is the bane of my fucking existence if i never see him again it won't be soon enough
  • ed:
  • ed:
  • ed:
  • someone else: i don't really like roy mustang all that mu--
  • ed: *comes flying in and roundhouse kicks them in the face*
  • ed: ROY MUSTANG IS THE GREATEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO THIS COUNTRY AND YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL TO EVEN SHARE OXYGEN WITH HIM
crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

(via cockismybusiness)

The ever astounding, Greece.

Such rich history and incredible structures. Natural, and man-made.

(Source: fiicaluililith, via fuckyeahdiomedes)

haveahiddles:

musewhipped:

0hfaithful:

LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL LITTLE THING OH MY GOD

Pretty sure that cat is using its magical powers to turn the plants around itself orange for camouflage. Yup, that’s it.

They say Aslan is on the move.

haveahiddles:

musewhipped:

0hfaithful:

LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL LITTLE THING OH MY GOD

Pretty sure that cat is using its magical powers to turn the plants around itself orange for camouflage. Yup, that’s it.

They say Aslan is on the move.

(via goldenfleeces)

"I don’t love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful."

— Natalie Portman (via quotethat)

(via cockismybusiness)

You know what my days used to be like? I just tested. Nobody murdered me, or put me in a potato, or fed me to birds. I had a pretty good life. And then you showed up. You dangerous, mute lunatic.

(Source: rouya, via infected-girl)

fullcravings:

Chewy Chocolate Salted Caramel Cookies
hplyrikz:

Clear your mind here

hplyrikz:

Clear your mind here

gossipseer:

witchlingfumbles:

soufflenatural:

ukulelerave:

such a needed campaign. i wish they’d have included native americans as well, though, as cultural appropriation of them in costumes is just as awfully common.

It’s that time of year again when these go around. And I will keep reblogging them. And if I see the joke ones I am likely to rip them apart with prejudice.

I will reblog this every year and unfollow anyone who posts joke fandom spinoffs of this very serious and important commentary.

(via actualalphonseelric)