i learned that the gods of olympus are real and sometimes they have children with humans called half-bloods

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kkatkkrap:

doctorcanon:

caffeinatedartist:

Poor guy, he gets so stressed out with people not cooking correctly. 

That’s because if you don’t cook something correctly you could KILL SOMEONE.

Not to mention, someone gets sick? You lose your job.   Someone dies?  You can be taken to court and held accountable for that.  It’s kind of a big deal.

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twingeneticist:

THERES

ONLY

116

SAND

CATS

LEFT

ON

EARTH

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markofcainesoren:

Leo blaming himself for Percy and Annabeth falling into Tartarus

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heroburger:

wanderlustandbound:

nomellamesfriki:

Nostalgia

only 5K … neat, guess us older folk are scarce here on tumblr

I still have nightmares about the last two jfc

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• (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
• Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
• (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
• Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
• Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
• Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
• Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
• (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
• Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”

fitnessandpower:

Haha….read the whole story :)))

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 ”Our fate lives in us. You only have to be brave enough to see it.”

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